Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Meach but were Afraid to Ask, for Fear of Ridicule
on you, that’s only because I am. Or at least, I was looking down at my computer screen at the time.
I used to have long hippy hair. That has been wisely removed. The beard, however remains. I haven’t seen my chin since the summer after I graduated high school.
Name: Wm. “Meach” Meacham
Age: 29
Birthday: October 22
Height: 6’1”
Weight: 180 lbs of rippling muscle
(250 lbs total)
Undergrad: University of Louisville
Major: Hippy
Grad School: Albany Law School
Favorite Color: Neon Black
Favorite Book: Everybody Poops
Favorite Movie: Night of the Living Dead
Favorite Food: Cheeseburger
Favorite Quote: “Lorem ipsum consectetuer adipiscing elit. Curabitur vel eros.”
For further details of my biography, I direct you to the website of my official biographer.
If this picture looks like I’m looking down
This is my daughter, Maggie, and my wife, Shannon. Although Maggie is bald, at least I am not. Hopefully I will not lose my hair when she gets hers. I’ve heard of curses like that. Maybe I shouldn’t have been so rude to that random gipsy woman I met...
